On Tue, 4 Mar 2008 08:38:55 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 4 Mar 2008 08:12:00 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
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On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:33:29 -0500, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 3 Mar 2008 20:07:50 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Mar 2008 18:46:10 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:

My secret is to get a flu shot every year in October and never,
ever
take anti-biotics.

I swear, over use of anti-biotics creates these situations.

Then again, I'm an alien so most Earth diseases don't affect me.
Found something right up your alley, so to speak ....

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/brea...ry/427603.html

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Did you hear about the colonoscopy place in Nevada that got shutdown
for reusing needles. Five cents a needle and the cheap *******
doctors
who owned the place were "cleaning" them and reusing them.


It wasn't the needle, it was the syringe.

I hate needles and syringes.

Would you hate 'em if they could knock ten strokes off your game?

I played Penderbrook yesterday, in violation of Doctor's orders. Had a
great time, but shot only a 99.

I may use my gift from the Democrats, all the money, to buy a new set of
clubs. I'm thinking the Callaway Big Bertha iron set. Everything I read
says they're good for beginners.

Someone else has suggested that you get "fitted" for a new set of clubs.
Very good advice and I second the suggestion. You'll pay more, but it's
well worth it if you're really serious about improving your game.

Fitted golf clubs?

~~ cough ~~ pansy ~~ cough ~~

Hey, won't you be using a custom bat. You know, specific weight and length,
concave bat end, whittle down the handle exactly to your liking, just the
right amount of pine tar.

That's different. The same, but different.