On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 01:07:25 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"BAR" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:59:25 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:42:16 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:

Harry, don't you wish you'd caught me in half a dozen lies? Then you
could
expound on something that may be bothersome.

How's the lobsta' boat, Harry?
Herring, I don't give a damn about your pitiful little life, your
embarrassing golf game, your inability to catch fish, or your diaper
boat cruises.
Then why, pray tell, are you always bringing them up?

Another friggin' lie, Harry???

Because they are so...*you," and point to the nothingness of your
existence. Aren't there some Latinos down the street you'd like to
insult?

Then why are you always bringing 'me' up?

Because you are a sour old failure, and you deserve it.

Rank and title and a fat pension. I think the Colonel has done very well
for himself.

Colonel... as in Colonel Tom Parker, or Colonel Saunders?
I hear you can buy those titles in Southern States. (is this why John is
moving to the Carolinas?)


Actually, that was a common practice during the Civil War. Do a little
reading and you'll learn about it.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."