What happened to Joe?

Everybody knows Joe turned into a total disgrace.

He did the following dumb things:

1) Called for a rescue by helicopter when no rescue was needed.

2) Panicked because he got caught in a cold front.

3) Abandoned ship when abandoning ship was totally premature.

4) Allowed a weak woman to cause him to abandon ship prematurely.

5) Became a total wimp and a discrace to the word "sailor."

6) Proved to the whole world that he is NO SAILOR!

7) Proved the folly of big windows and pilot houses.

8) Went offshore totally unprepared and demonstrated his ineptitude.

9) Showed how stupid and unseaworthy an old steel boat with an ill-conceived
steering mechanism is.

10) Proved once and for all he is a fool, a wimp, a chicken **** wannabe,
and a disgrace.

I hope this helps.

Wilbur Hubbard