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Default I'll be casting my vote...

Jim wrote:

"BAR" wrote in message
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HK wrote:
BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
BAR wrote:


Learning to control ones physical urges is the the hard part, not
the teaching of abstinence.

I'll bet you are really into preserving your precious bodily fluids.

How many times have you been arrested for lewd and lascivious
behavior Harry?

Does your wife, if she exists, know what you do while on your
computers?



If you were culturally literate, you'd recognize that as a take-off
of a line from the one and only Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper. You remind
me of him. Know of General Ripper?

"Ripper:

Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the
physical act of love.

Mandrake:

sighs fearfully

Ripper:

Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed.
Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of
essence.

Mandrake:

Yes...

RiRipper:

I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense
my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,
Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

Mandrake:

Heh heh... yes. "


If you ever get evaluated by a real psychiatrist he will most surely
recommend that you be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric
institution.


What a freaking liar. Ask him about Peggy or Delores. (The women he was
caught stalking). Probably would have stalked Karen too if he could have.



Are you saying you are more like General Ripper than Bertie is?

BTW, what sort of boat did you say you had?