"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:

My mother-in-law told her daughters to hold a nickel between their knees
on dates.


My father and mother told me to be sure I didn't get any girls pregnant.
Then they explained in detail how to use condoms. I was no older than 13.


The nickel between the knees was effective. The only problem was on our
first date.
As we walked into the movie theater, I thought the future Mrs.E. was
handicapped.

Eisboch