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Default Banning my wife from the boat

On Feb 12, 4:58*am, hpeer wrote:


Is Bob short for Roberta?


Not yet ....

she wants to come and take part but mucks it up.


Tell her NO. Tell her GO LEARN HOW TO SAIL THEN MAYBE.

The reason I got the boat is because she refused

to go on vacation.

That is simple. GO on vacation by yoursef. Take a kid fo a special Dad-
Daughte Day.... week. besides, kids like to have alone time wih their
Dad.

*Now I got the boat and she wants to come
for two weeks.


Please say no... Some things are left done seperat. Did you go see teh
movie Ya Ya SIisterhood with your wife too?
Okay, try this. Tell her shes using the wrong kind of tampon, go to
the store and get a diffrent brand/type. Next time shes on the rag
shove one up there and say... see aint that better hunny. Daddy knows
best .She might get the idea there are some areas of activity that
should be left seperate.


I would love to have her come along and join in. *If not stay home and
let me enjoy.



Why??? She is who she is???? Lokk, ya want cute athletic smart,
funny, warm, enjoyale, someone who works well in a team, and knows
boats.......Get an 22 yo college hottie from the sailing team.for
crew. Tell your eife shes dangerous and will injur your children.
thats why you got this hot babe. then when the kids start comming home
sayiing how much fun ther new gsailing girl is......... well ......

Hopefully this year will be better.


More of the same will get you more of the same. Stop ruining everyones
life. Go sailing without yor wife. Just say no!

Bob, single and LOVING it!