On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 20:41:31 -0800, "CalifBill"
wrote:

Death in Boston

Police yesterday pulled an unidentified male body from the Charles River.

The man was described as wearing a pink wig,black fishnet stockings,a red
garter belt,a Patriots jersey,and he had a strap on and a cucumber up his
butt.

Police removed the Patriots jersey so there would be no unnecessary
embarrassment to the family.

Now that's just mean.