Well, I actually don't watch any of them, but when the Stupor Bowl is
over, I read an Associated Press headline so I can say with aplomb,
"Hey...weren't those (winning descriptor) great!" to those I talk with who
bring it up.

It's not snobbishness on my part; I simply find watching professional
football as boring as watching NASCAR racing, figure skating and
professional golf. I do like watching the occasional baseball game,
especially in person.

Hey Ludwig, been back to any Yale class reunions lately?