Years ago, Rush Limbaugh coined the term "adult beverages" to refer to
alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads across the Fruited Plain
lacked a guide for making the best adult beverages. So I created The
Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages, a collection of humorous
dittohead recipes such as the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir,
Club G'itmo Guzzler, and many more!

Just try out these great recipes:

DEAD WHITE GUY GINGER ALE

Glass: A Clay Bowl Stolen from Native Americans (by dead white
conquistadors)

Ingredients:

1 Part Vodka (a colorless ingredient symbolizing white European
oppression)
3 Parts Ginger Ale (containing blood-thirsty, intolerant, white
supremacist sugar)
A Splash of White Wine (reminiscent of Napoleonic French imperialism)
A Splash of Lemon-Lime Juice (made from fruit hand-picked by
indentured servants)
A Dash of Sugar (due to safety concerns, no brown sugar allowed)

Instructions: While attending a college seminar on multiculturalism,
with an emphasis on Native American, Afro-centric lesbian poetry,
combine ingredients in a clay bowl stolen from Native Americans.
Consume on Columbus Day while attacking white males who have the
audacity to continue to breathe.

Origin: This adult beverage is named in honor of Christopher Columbus
- a capitalist, European bigot responsible for the death and murder of
eighty trillion pacifist, nature-loving Native Americans (and a man
whose lone accomplishment was the "discovery" of someone else's
backyard).

Special Warning: Under no circumstances should you add brown sugar to
this adult beverage, as it is sure to be ravaged and destroyed by the
racist, imperialist, homophobic white

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