On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:35:09 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Some jokes never get old. :)