On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:55:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.

Well there's ILLEGAL and there's IMPROPER.
Example.
Guy is tired of his wife putting him off on sex every weekend until
after Mass at church on Sunday.
She starts this every Saturday. "Oh honey, we're going the Mass
tomorrow. It wouldn't be proper."
So this guy goes to see the priest and asks him, "Father, is it
IMPROPER to have sex with my wife before the Mass?"
Priest says, "No son, it not IMPROPER. Just don't block the aisles."

--Vic