All I have to say is I must be doing something right:

FROM THE DESK OF MR ALHAJI HAMZA IBRAHIM.
DIRECTOR AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT,
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO.

Attention Please,
GREETING TO YOU!

This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it's just my
urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this
transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west
Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and
Accounting unit of the bank. I have the opportunity of transfering the
left over funds ($12.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along
with his entire family on 31 july 2000 in a plane crash.

You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this
web site
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared
between us in the ratio of 60/30 while 10% will be mapped out for
expenses.If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the
transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
have a great day. CALL ME ON +226 76116817.

Yours Faithfully,
Alhaji Hamza Ibrahim.

NB, MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS YOUR TOP SECRECT AND MAKE IT
CONFIDENTIAL TILL WE RECEIVES THE FUND INTO THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL
PROVIDE TO THE BANK. DONT DISCLOSE IT TO ANY BODY "PLEASE", BECAUSE THE
SECRECY OF THIS TRANSACTION IS AS WELL AS THE SUCCESS OF IT.