On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:20:18 -0500, Salmon Bait
wrote:

I really think acorns are a good investment. The money is going 'green',
and my acorns are the way to go. These acorns will all be from oaks at
least six feet in circumference, guaranteed to be a tremendous carbon
offset.

$19.95 a dozen.

If I could have sold acorns for that at our old house in the north
east, I'd be a kazillionaire.