living such a great life in Cleveland Ohio, where you can boat on
this:
http://www.realneo.us/system/files?f...ose%20view.JPG

Where you don't have to burn wood to have a bonfire, you can use
chemicals:
http://www.midwood.net/brent/wp-cont...nd_burning.jpg

You can just set your river on fire to cook your three eyed fish:
http://www.midwood.net/brent/wp-cont...nd_burning.jpg

The official tourist shirt:
http://storesense2.megawebservers.co...alog/25091.jpg

And let's not forget that they have that great football team, the
Browns!