On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:06:56 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:49:31 -0500, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:13:33 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people
will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.
I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you
say.
Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually understand.

Hmmmm - you just gave me an idea.

The Church of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecasts.

Interested in a position as Cardinal for RETDF Theology?

I'm reserving Pope for myself so I'll have the final say over all
theological discussions.

I thought you'd reserve ius primae noctis for yourself.

As Pope, I am above such mundane issues of daily life.

However, as a gesture of friendship, I will bestow the duties of Droit
de Seigneur to you as Cardinal of Virtue, Deflowering Division.

Better get the Viagra ready.

The Church frowns on the use of artificial stimulants.