"Eisboch" wrote
Forget all the above. I just discovered it's a hoax.

Well, if you've already stocked up on lantern batteries, maybe you can
harvest some graphite rods:
http://www.theodoregray.com/Periodic...6.2/index.html
And use them to isolate some hydrogen:
http://www.theodoregray.com/Periodic...1.1/index.html