Quoting Kanter AKA bedroom Joe
I don't know her, but based on the information you provided, I know
something ABOUT her. Here's an example of what I know about her: She
thinks a handmade pastry from a fancy bakery is identical to a frozen
Sara Lee pastry with the same name, like "tiramisu".

Speaking of food Doug; how's that strict chicken and rice diet workin for
ya?