HK wrote:
Well, I called my buddy down at the Parker Factory, and told him my
friend SW Tom of GQ fame would buy one but only if it were gussied up
properly.

My buddy suggested this model:

http://tinyurl.com/2pzouw


Seems like it would suit Tom to a T.

I was authorized to offer Tom a special boat show price.

That one thing nice about that model is it doesn't have a low transom.