"Bill Kearney" wrote in
t:

Dude, you're ****ed in the head. Gluing coins into boxes? Step away
from the glue you've obviously been sniffing.



Guy comes into a bar and sees a very nice, mature lady perched on a
stool. He goes over and starts chatting her up, buying her more to
drink. She says she's 60, but doesn't look it.

As things progress, she suddenly asks him if he's ever been involved in a
"Sportsman's Double" with mother and daughter, much to his amazement. He
says no but is interested.

She says, "This is your lucky night!" and drags him out of the bar to her
home.

Coming in the hall, as she clicks on the light, she hollars upstairs.....



"MOM! ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"





Larry
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As the price of Monopoly money rises, at some point it will equal
Federal Reserve Private Bank fake banknotes in value!