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Default Guess what market this is aimed at?

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On Jan 7, 3:41 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29/37389

Guesses?

Anyone?


Well, I don't remember the old guy enough to stereotype him, but I
used to serve an old fellow Beer and Tomato at the club I ran, durning
lunchtime...
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Was his name Doug K?



Oh please. Jack Daniels neat, when there's a good reason for such things.

That stuff Tom pointed out - it'll quickly be adopted by 20-somethings, who
will mix it with Red Bull, blue vodka, Bailey's, creme de menth, a splash of
Diet Coke and an olive, and give it a stupid name like "broken glass in your
panties". In bars that exclusively host death metal bands, the drink will
sell like crazy. "NO NO NO DON'T MOVE THE STRAW - YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT THE
COLOR LAYERS FIRST! that guy's lookin at you i think...i hafta go puke on
the beach come with me"

Three months later, as the fad is almost forgotten, the manufacturer of one
of the ingredients will hand out a large poster to bars, showing crosseyed
young women hanging onto the bar for dear life, appearing to have fun. The
poster will remain on display in bars for a year after anyone last asked for
the drink.