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Default Our Friend Stumpy

JimH wrote:
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I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger, but
he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.



* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.



We have a squirrel which regularly visits our birdfeeders. The squirrel is
missing 3/4 of its tai..........we named it Stumpy. ;-)


Seems reasonable.