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Reginald P. Smithers III[_9_] Reginald P. Smithers III[_9_] is offline
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Default Our Friend Stumpy

HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.



* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.


I do have to agree, that does look like the most redneck photo I have
ever seen. Rednecks always love to drink some Budweiser and shot beer
cans. Were you sitting on the trailer porch when you shoot stumpy and
the beer cans?

I noticed that there are also leghold animal traps in the photo, do you
feed them your food scraps before or after setting the traps?