On Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:02:32 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 18:39:54 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:




What's not to like about Chuck Norris movies. Lots of action, lots of
explosions. Good guy movie. No Jeff Gordon movie. Seagal was good, before
he decided he could write and direct movies. Van Damme, movies. Just SUX.
Jackie Chan is a good comedian. And I like good comedians.

Hey, Van Damme always had a naked butt scene and the girls in the
house must have found it titillating.
IMO, just about any episode of the "A-Team" had more good stuff than a
Norris movie. Peppard saying "I love it when a plan comes together"
displayed more acting talent than the entire cast of a Norris movie
saying all their lines. But maybe I wasn't paying close attention

"I pity the fool"

Loved the A Team.

If they were going to reimage or remake a TV show into a movie, The A
Team would be one of my candidates.

As for kung fu movies - I like the cheap, cheesy Chinese ones made in
Taiwan or Hong Kong.

Damn movies are hysterically funny.

Sort of related - one of my favorite movies - tied for # one with
three others - "Big Trouble in Little China".

Favorite quote: "Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death,
guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows
fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I
see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and
that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm ready, goddammit let me at
'em!"