ABDULLAH: Hello there! How are you man?
DEREK: Hello! Well, how are you?
ABDULLAH: I'm fine and you?

DEREK: Well,,, I'm on this sailboat and I have no crew.
ABDULLAH: .. Bummer man, can I offer you one of my wives?
DEREK: Gee, that's great, but not one of the fat ones.
ABDULLAH: Oh, no,, the Quereon says to give the thin ones to sailors, you
get a thin one.
DEREK: That is like soooo cool,,, send the b......ch airmail, I am knee
deep in Genoa.