An Email from Nobby the Dentist*
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Calif Bill wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Harry:
Here's how Bush will win in November
If, on November 2, Kerry is ahead in key battleground states, then Bush
will announce an imminent terrorist threat in California and maybe
Washington state.
By 5 p.m. EST (2 p.m. on the Pacific Coast), Bush HQ will know through
exit polls whether Kentucky and Indiana—key states—are lost. If it
looks
like they are going down the drain, then the White House will flash the
go-ahead, and the U.S. Northern Command (which has military
jurisdiction
over the U.S.) will, along with the Homeland Security Department and
California authorities, declare an imminent terrorist threat.
Polls will remain open, but everyone will be trying to get out of urban
centers as fast as they can. Traffic jams will cause panic and make
people change their plans to vote after work. A number of working-class
voters in urban centers will either be caught up in California's
infamous freeway traffic and be too late to get to their polling places
or be more concerned about their families and avoid voting
altogether.
The people mostly likely thrown off balance who will decide not to vote
will be middle- and low-income Californians—the Democratic base.
Well-to-do voters (Republicans, more often than not) will likely have
cast their ballots early.
By reducing the turnout among urban Democrats, Bush HQ will thus be
manipulating the state's 54 votes into the Republican column. If things
get worse for Bush as the Eastern vote comes in, the "terrorist alert"
can be expanded to Washington state, where panicky rush-hour traffic
jams in cities like Seattle can reduce the Democratic vote there, too.
Dr. Happy Tooth Nobby
* Naw. But I'm sure these thoughts are circulating among Republicans
who
share Nobby's beliefs.
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What were you saying about liars?
Missed the asterisk in the subject line, eh, dumfoch?
Please...re-register as a Republican. It is where your head is, and you
are far too stupid to be a Democrat. Please. Just do it.
An Asterisk? Does that mean you am not telling a lie? Did Clinton use up
all those asterisks. I do not care for Bush particularly, but you assholes
that have taken over the Democrat party, have, as G. Washington warned, put
the party above the people. Why do I want a damn ultra socialist liberal,
that wants to take most of my money, to give to the other lower stratum, to
buy votes? I realize you make a living off these misbegotten people, but
the rest of us have to work honestly for our money!
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