"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:12:30 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

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AP- Green Bay Times - Tue 12-21-07

The Green Bay Packers delivered a shocking announcement today. Their
starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre, who will play
for
Brett during the first quarter. Fans in Green Bay were shocked when this
announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, "Hey, I know
this game. I live with Brett. I have taken several road trips on the team
plane. I've gone to the pre-game meal. I know a lot of the Packers. I've
played around with a lot of the Packers in the back yard. I've tossed the
football with them, and I know what a slot right
60-Prevent-Slot-Hook-And-Go
is and I know how to avoid a corner blitz." So they polled the people
inGreen Bay, 50% of Packers fans are excited, motivated, looking forward
to
the big game.

All right, you think that's ridiculous? Let me reread this. In a shocking
announcement today, Mrs. Hillary Clinton announced that she is running for
President of the United States because she knows Bill Clinton and has
lived
with him, and she was there on a lot of trips to China and around the
world,
and she really cared about kids for 35 years. She's fought and she stood
up
for kids, and she's tried to fix health care, and she knows fifty percent
of
the American people say, "That's good enough for us."



Now, now...you're sounding like Dougie!

Nope, just putting out a supposition.