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Calif Bill wrote:
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AP- Green Bay Times - Tue 12-21-07

The Green Bay Packers delivered a shocking announcement today. Their
starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre, who will play
for Brett during the first quarter. Fans in Green Bay were shocked when
this announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, "Hey, I
know this game. I live with Brett. I have taken several road trips on the
team plane. I've gone to the pre-game meal. I know a lot of the Packers.
I've played around with a lot of the Packers in the back yard. I've
tossed the football with them, and I know what a slot right
60-Prevent-Slot-Hook-And-Go is and I know how to avoid a corner blitz."
So they polled the people inGreen Bay, 50% of Packers fans are excited,
motivated, looking forward to the big game.

All right, you think that's ridiculous? Let me reread this. In a shocking
announcement today, Mrs. Hillary Clinton announced that she is running
for President of the United States because she knows Bill Clinton and has
lived with him, and she was there on a lot of trips to China and around
the world, and she really cared about kids for 35 years. She's fought and
she stood up for kids, and she's tried to fix health care, and she knows
fifty percent of the American people say, "That's good enough for us."




Which of the right-wing Republican idiots, lunatics or incompetents are
you support, Bill?

Mitt "I was against flip-flopping until I changed my mind" Romney?

Rudy "I am *not* a crook even though the evidence indicates otherwise"
Guiliani?

Mike "I know Jesus, so I don't have to know foreign policy" Huckabee?

Fred "Yes, I am Dead" Thompson?

Ron "I'm even crazier than I sound" Paul?

Duncan "The 2% in the Polls Solution" Hunter?

The only reasonable possibility on the GOP side is John McCain, and he
isn't crazy or right-wing enough for the GOP delegates.

Maybe you can write in Zell Miller. He's fine until his daily sedation
wears off.

Which incompetant one are you supporting? I would like a none of the above
box these last couple of elections.