Don White wrote:
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Don White wrote:
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for our dogs at
Walmart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Did she think I had an elephant?

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John H
Full of the same c*ap wherever you go eh? And I thought it was just
here.
Anyone who loves their dog probably would buy something better than
Purina.

John seems very uptight lately and needs to take this holiday season to
chill out. I hope he takes my advice as he seems to be headed for a
heart attack if he keeps it up.
I doubt it. He's too grumpy to leave early. Can you imagine him five
or ten years from now?
His wife will be sending him on Disney cruises by himself.
Nice attack, Don.

Your son will be dumping your colostomy bag overboard if you coerce him
with a new video game and beer.

At least we'll have family around to care for us. I imagine yours will do
their best to distance themselves from your smelly effluent.



Keep imagining, old man. What else do you have to live for?