"Don White" wrote in
:

Read a small article in todays local paper.
In Danbury Conn. a 33 year old woman went to a mall, sat on Santa's
lap and proceeded to groupe him.
Police have charged her with sexual assualt.
What's the world coming to?





I was in Northwoods Mall, here, last Saturday afternoon. Santa had 'em
lined up around the block to get the pictures taken....

I stood watching them for about 10 minutes, the smiles and all are
magnetic. Just before I moved on, I made the comment, "Santa looks like
he could use a Budweiser."

Santa, a very good clone with real white beard, whirled his head around
and said, "Who's the WONDERUL boy of offered to bring Santa some
refreshment?!", to the delight of the photog girls operating the
computers.

After the laughter died down, I DID offer to bring Santa some Bud
disguised from the local pub. He said he'd love to, but that wouldn't be
right....maybe later...(c;

No coal in Larry's stocking this year!......

Larry
--
QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
"I have been to several major Chinese cities and have seen first hand
shops crammed with obviously fake American products." - Jon Dudas,
Undersecretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property Rights.

How can they be fake? The Chinese make all "American Products" I use!