"Don White" wrote in message
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Read a small article in todays local paper.
In Danbury Conn. a 33 year old woman went to a mall, sat on Santa's lap
and proceeded to groupe him.
Police have charged her with sexual assualt.
What's the world coming to?


I was at a bar on Saturday where a couple of 70+ year old women pinched my
ass. I told them "OK - you got your free samples. From now on, pinches are
$10 each." They laughed. They were hammered.