Fear is a terrible thing.

incredible just many different things people can find to be afraid of on the
water, when in fact they are afraid their skills won't meet the need when the
time comes. Frightened people should stay tied to the dock, a metal Faraday
cage surrounding they boat, while they wear Type I PFD's and tethered to cleats
and wearing DOT approved, full coverage helmets, three EPIRBs at the ready.