"Jim" me @nothere.net wrote in message
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Coors Lite it is. And I'll even put some Land Shark Lager in the larder
for you.
I've been seriously thinking about a bass guitar, but I'd like something
more manly. Maybe a tuba.
I'll keep a light on for you.
Jim



Forget the tuba. Not you.
http://www.tuba.is.nl/tubas/boyintuba.jpg


You need a double belled Euponium.
http://www.8va.net/ConnDBE/Pictures-Pages/Image0.html

Or a good old Sousaphone:
http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdiction...Sousaphone.jpg

Eisboch