"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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True, but a head injury could qualify him instantly. That, and a small
adjustment with a surgical icepiculum to the frontal lobes. Finally, a
few months with a speech pathologist to help with the fake accent, and
he'd be as good as elected.


Hmmm....

Starting to sound good.
How much does it pay?

Eisboch



Not enough to compensate for being shunned forever after you leave office.