Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

You'd think that adults would have something more productive to do.

In my case, I'm infirm today and living in the bedroom.
Loose bowels? :)

Liver biopsy yesterday. They clipped a couple of nerves and it hurts
like hell.

You allow them to cut your liver, but won't allow the doctors to stick a
tube up your ass. The ass-scope would hurt much less.