On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:29:18 -0500, John H.
wrote:



Maybe. I been skeptical of Idahoans since that one in Portland, OR
tried to enlist me in an Alaskan platinum heist.
He was a cross-eyed stump blaster, and almost as scary as the lesbian
pro wrestler who got in my face in Norfolk because her girlfriend was
making eyes at me. Said she was going to kick my ass.
Anyway, I avoided mishap in both cases, and I'm going to avoid these
parades too.

--Vic

I don't blame you!

What happened with the lesbian's girlfriend? Did you leave her too?

I was just sitting in a little restaurant drinking coffee to sober up
before I went back to the ship. They were at another table.
Then the big one came stomping over to me all mad.
Maybe I had smiled at the other one, but hey, I was a drunken sailor,
what the hell. I just listened to her rant, in shock, because I
didn't know there was such a thing as lesbians, then finished my
coffee and got on the bus back to the ship.
But to this day I know I could have kicked her ass.

--Vic