basskisser wrote:

Charles wrote in message ...
basskisser wrote:

Charles wrote in message ...
basskisser wrote:

Charles wrote in message ...
Harry Krause wrote:

My Republican father-in-law

Which one?

-- Charlie

Are you really that stupid? You can only have one father-in-law
legally in the United States. Bigamy is against the law you know.

Each and every day your stupidity reaches a new high. That's our
b'asskisser, yes sir, that's him.

-- Charlie

Well, then, Charlie, please....explain to the group how you can have
more than one father in law? YOU said it...

You are indeed a dolt. I don't need to explain it to the NG, they
already know. I need to explain it to you because your stupidity is unsurpassed.

Ready?

A mormon married to 9 women.

Multiple choice extra credit for dummies: How many father-in-laws does
that man have?

A) 9
B) 9
C) 9
D) 9

-- Charlie

You stupid buffoon!! I STATED that bigamy is illegal in the United
States.

I thought you might try to extricate yourself from your stupid mistake
using this equally stupid argument. Know how I knew that? Because stupid
is as stupid does.


Are you stating that Harry is, indeed a bigamist, or are you just dumb?

Your punctuation in the above sentence is a bit dubious, but I think I
understand what you are trying to stammer out. Calm down. Take a deep
breath. You made another whopper mistake but we do not expect otherwise
from you, and it's not really possible for anyone to think less of you
than they already do.

To answer your question, in a certain sense, krause is, indeed, a
big-a-mist, because he's always trying to cloud issues with his personal
vitriol against any who dare to disagree with him. You, on the other
hand, have long been lost in a big-a-mist of marijuana smoke and I do
not expect you to emerge from it anytime soon. (How are those marijuana
plants doing?)

Speaking of dumb, I do have some good news for you! We have found your
long lost brother, the AWOL one, JAXAshby. We found him checking spark
plugs on diesel powered fishing trawlers in his skivvies.

Well, mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, never know what
you're gonna get, but you two seem to have eaten of the same brownie...

-- Charlie