On Nov 25, 7:24 am, wrote:
On Nov 24, 8:52 pm, Dan wrote:

Don White wrote:

The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump you
into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city rats.

What have you got against those rats?

Donnie,

You are a damn lemming. Read your posts and think very hard before you
press "send". Your predictable "responses" to Harry's posts are
pathetic and not funny to anyone but you.

-dk

Since you guys are fighting so nice, I will step in here. I saw an
A**state insurance commercial today and they refered to fried turkeys
burning down houses. The interesting part was the part where the
narator said "Thousands fried turkeys last year... and 15 of them
managed to burn down their houses". Not the horrific numbers the
detractors prepared me for

And there's a simple fix for that, don't fry the damned thing near
your house!