On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:51:11 +0000, Larry wrote:



"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a
LAWYER!

A fellow was tired of his wife refusing sex until after they went to
Mass, calling it sinful. So he asked his priest,
"Father, is it sinful to have sex before the Mass?"
He replied, "No son, it isn't. But please don't block the aisles."