On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:30:39 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:



The guilty quickly beat feet to the fantail and cut the lines.

Kites could account for half of "UFO's."
Helium balloons with lights maybe another 30%.
Perhaps RC planes/choppers with lights another 10%.
Methane and other reflective anomalies maybe 5%.
So 95% is BS, and only 5% is real alien spaceships.
Maybe half the aliens are okay folks, and just curious about us.
The other half of the alien spaceships have death rays,
disintegrators, and that ray gun that shrinks sexual organs.
Most of them keep a low profile, because they don't like publicity.
I can live with those odds, and refuse to let it keep me from boating.

--Vic