On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:10:40 -0500, BAR wrote:

Take a stab at telling us why Mars is heating up at the same rate as
Earth. Tell us how the Martians have increased the level of greenhouse
gases in the Martian atmosphere.

Martians, as we all know, live under the surface and have been
hibernating for the last million or so years.

They recently discovered Spirit and Opportunity wandering around on
the surface and believing they are under attack, have awakened and are
now rewarming the surface and reestablishing the atmosphere prepatory
to invading Earth.

You heard it here first.