New International Signal Code (humorous)
The Summer 2004 issue of Forbes Magazine has a page of signal flags with the
new international meanings.
They a
Alpha: I am drunk. Keep well clear of me
Bravo: My vessel cost more than yours.
Charlie: I am on fire and have dangerous cargo aboard and frankly, it is not
much fun.
Delta: Donald Trump aboard. Stay well clear of me.
Echo: Erectile dysfunction. I require Viagra
Foxtrot: I am defibrillating. Stand clear.
Golf: Spouse overboard. I am increasing my speed.
Hotel: My engine is making very strange noises. Someone do something.
India: I wish to have sex with you.
Juliet: Stop! In the name of Love, before you break my heart.
Kilo: Alter your course
Lima: No, you alter course
Mike: I am heavy in tech stocks and diversifying my portfolio
November: I require help with my luggage
Oscar: I am a Democrat and fee guilty about owning a yacht.
Papa: I am a Republican. You should see my *other* boat!
Quebec: I am gay. Your signal flags clash.
Romeo: I am a trial lawyer. Please collide with me.
Sierra: I cannot afford this vessel.
Tango: Fine, don't alter course. Do not blame me when you wake up with my bow
up your stern
Uniform: Union Vessel. You gotta problem with that?
Victor: I am out of Vodka and declaring an emergency.
Whisky: I am out of scotch. My situation is critical.
X-Ray: I require a hug
Yankee: Something repulsive with tentacles has wrapped itself around my rudder.
Zulu: Whatever.
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