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WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be
5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white
shoes and belt a plus.

2. LONG-TERM COMMITMENT - BOCA TECA:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone
to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a
problem

3. SERENITY NOW: CENTURY VILLAGE - LYONS ROAD:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If
you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and
enjoy quiet times.

4. WINNING SMILE - BROKEN SOUND
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share
rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

5. BEATLES OR STONES? - Boca Largo
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights
and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a
groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

6. MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS - FORT LAUDERDALE
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

7. IN MINT CONDITION - DELRAY BEACH
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts
including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks
well.