Tim wrote in news:1190660903.791137.57240
@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com:


Larry wrote:

All the pop rivets on a Bayliner line up, perfectly!

Larry
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"Old World Craftsmanship"....two minimum wage guys with chopper guns.


LOL!



These guys just gotta go visit a BOAT manufacturer and talk to the "Old
World Craftsmen" to build them. Absolutely no expense is spared. They
spend weeks building a 55' Sea Ray out of absolutely the finest materials
on the planet. Only the finest appliances, hand built plumbing, teflon
insulated wires, all NASA specifications stuff just like the Shuttle has,
installed only by certified technicians who have been to school, like
NASA engineers, for years and years of intensive training.

To hell with the profit margin, which is held to a bare minimum just to
stay in business and give nothing but the finest quality Sea Ray to the
very satisfied customers. Nothing ever breaks or falls apart on any fine
yacht Brunswick and the other fine, upstanding yacht manufacturers build.

Yachts built by slaves in foreign countries for pennies on the dollar,
too, have nothing but the finest craftsmen-slaves driven by the most
gifted slavers and overseers on the planet. Never mind these slaves work
16 hours a day, 7 days a week until they drop from exhaustion! This has
nothing to do with the finest-quality products because the slaves are SO
proud of their work for almost nothing they don't even need to take their
families, back in the shanty town up the hill, a decent wage.
Replacement slaves, who take up the company banner as soon as older
slaves drop dead from exhaustion, have been trained for years and years
at fantastic expense in the company's slave training facilities, hidden
away deep in the hills overlooking the town.

Larry
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BULL****! They're all made just like the cheap 12V plastic fan Waste
Marine sells for $120.....just as cheap as they can get the customers to
buy. We lined up the nail heads to make him think so! (Thanks, Harry,
that was wonderful...(c They're just lucky WalMart doesn't have a
Yacht Department!