Skip Gundlach wrote in
ups.com:

Lydia's mom is spoiling us and I'm gaining back the weight I lost!


Good! You were awful skinny, despite my attempts to fatten you up on
buffet foods.

Larry
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Skinny people **** me off....

I was trying to do situps at a health club I belonged to many years ago.
AT my awful weight, at the time before I moved to Iran and lost 120
pounds, I could do about 3. Some smartassed, SKINNY kid mocked me.....

"Whoa, sport. How many can you do?" He could do them for hours, of
course, only lifting 40# of body and head each time. "Now, let's go over
to the scale.", I offered. I lay on the floor and he weighed my trunk
and head. Then I weighed his same parts, the part you had to lift to do
a situp.

From the scale, we went to the weight rack and picked up two 50# and one
10# weight. Back at the situp bench, I had him lay on his back to do a
situp, then took a strap and tied 110# of dead weight on top of his
chest, to equal what I was sitting up with.

Of course, Little Skinny couldn't even lift his back off the bench it was
being jammed into...turning HIM into ME.

Damned Skinny smartasses.......(d^