"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle2507851.ece

~~ snerk ~~

Forget global warming for the moment, because it's like the 2nd amendment,
which will also be debated endlessly.

Agreed. But would it not be good if Hudson Bay had 30lb Kings and Coho?

Let's say there was really a god, and one day, she reaches down, picks up
the White House and the Kremlin, and yells their occupants "OK you
knuckleheads - listen up. All your geological predictions are wrong. You
have exactly 5 years worth of oil left, and don't doubt me on this. I'm
already in a mood. I'm gonna put your buildings back now, and I'm warning
you - don't start making stupid speeches (as usual) until you've thought
this over. It should take you about a day. Here's a hint that'll give you
a headache: Weight Watchers."

First flaw is a woman would never give you 5 years let alone keep the mood
for that long.

Then, she puts the White House in Moscow and the Kremlin in Washington
(making landscapers cringe because the feng shui is all wrong).

I wonder what would happen.

Must be a blonde.