"Martin "Schöön"" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" writes:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle2507851.ece

~~ snerk ~~

Forget global warming for the moment, because it's like the 2nd
amendment,
which will also be debated endlessly.

Let's say there was really a god, and one day, she reaches down, picks up
the White House and the Kremlin, and yells their occupants "OK you
knuckleheads - listen up. All your geological predictions are wrong. You
have exactly 5 years worth of oil left, and don't doubt me on this. I'm
already in a mood. I'm gonna put your buildings back now, and I'm warning
you - don't start making stupid speeches (as usual) until you've thought
this over. It should take you about a day. Here's a hint that'll give you
a
headache: Weight Watchers."

Then, she puts the White House in Moscow and the Kremlin in Washington
(making landscapers cringe because the feng shui is all wrong).

I wonder what would happen.

Three questions:

1) Boating content???
2) Why leave out Beijing and New Dehli?
but above all:
3) Weight watchers????


1) Ask the OP. I just followed his lead. This way, JohnH can blame him for a
change.

2) Gotta start somewhere.

3) Think harder. Think abstract. Please.