Let's not forget what today is...
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:27:54 -0400, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:18:26 -0400, HK wrote:
And yes, most pirates had missing eyes, wooden legs and parrots.
Aye!!
Chuck must have flunked out of pirate school.
Else, he wouldn't take this stuff so seriously.
Matey, I'm watching a pirate show on the History Channel
now, and it looks like Hank Morgan has all his parts, and is missing a
parrot only.
Arg.
The commonly accepted "model" for pirates is the character created by
Robert Louis Stevenson in his novel Treasure Island. The pirate, of
course, was Long John Silver, who has lost one of his legs, and who has
a parrot, named Captain Flint, on his shoulder. And Stevenson, of
course, was a fine writer, something Chuck will never be.
A number of really good actors have played Silver in film, including
Orson Welles, Charlton Heston, Jack Palance, and, of course, the
incomparable Wallace Beery.
No one really gives a **** what Chuck thinks about pirates or pirate lore.
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