On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:53:50 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Dan wrote:
Don White wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..

Or...

If you washed that Johnson once in a while, your wife might let you
keep it in the house.


What....you guys never smelled a man before?


??

I wouldn't touch this one with a ten foot pole.

Amen!