"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message
anews.com.
...
You seem inordinately interested in my sexual
preferences. Sorry Brucie
Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual
tryst. It just so
happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act
like men. There
is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how
to be a
woman.

My theory about the availability of desirable women:

Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28.
Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65
inches.
Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125
pounds.
Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150.
Desirable only when they have small pert breasts.
Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse.
Desirable only when they are non-smokers.
Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk.
Desirable only when they don't want kids.
Desirable only when they hate telephones.
Desirable only when they have a life of their own.
Desirable only when they can't gossip.
Desirable only when they are monogomous.
Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing
suit.
Desirable only when they have short hair.
Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a
night out.
Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural
scent with
perfume.
Desirable only when they have small hands and feet.
Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than
their hip
bones.
Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic.
Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!"
Desirable only when they have conservative values and are
Christian.
Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land
dwellings.
Desirable only when they have sweet voices.
Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin
shoulders, small waist
and thin arms - no body-builder types.
Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch
and bake real
cakes and pies.
Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and
sweating.
Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash
their hair
than a man does.
Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet
when they look
at me.

In other words there are probably one or two women in the
entire world
that can match my high standards.


That's an extensive list there Willy.

Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .

hope this helps

Capt SBV