On Wed, 5 Sep 2007 08:35:35 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:



I think women worry more about low transoms than men.

Not just transoms.
For their 50th anniversary Bill and Kate rented the honeymoon cottage
they had stayed at after their wedding, hoping to rekindle those
romantic days.
Arriving in the evening, they unpacked the car, and settled in.
After a candlelight dinner, Kate showered, went in the bedroom
and put on a sexy negligee.
She poked her head out the bedroom door, and shouted at Bill, who had
fallen asleep on the couch while watching TV.
"Bill! It's bedtime, honey."
Bill struggled awake, shaking the sleep from his head, and Kate
quickly slipped under the covers.
After a quick shower while his dentures soaked, Bill went to the
bedroom, lay down on the covers next to his snoring Kate, and quickly
fell asleep.
Bill was up at daybreak, found a nearby newspaper machine,
and bought the paper. Back at the cottage he made coffee
and sat at the kitchen table reading the news.
Kate soon entered, still in her negligee, cooked up some English
muffins with butter and strawberry preserves, and oatmeal with
brown sugar. She set the food down on the table for Bill and herself,
and poured more coffee. As Bill continued to read the newspaper,
Kate sat down at the table and looked about the room.
"My, my! That horse figurine was here when we honeymooned!"
And I remember this wallpaper! My, how they've kept this cottage up."
She glanced at the bedroom door, then through the entry into the
living room at the couch there, and memories of their honeymoon
stirred, and a warm feeling overcame her.
"Bill! Put down that paper! Look around and try to remember our
honeymoon!"
Bill put down his paper, took off his reading glasses and looked
around.
He saw that a horse figurine had replaced the 40" Muskie that he
remembered being on that wall, and that they had removed the
knotty pine paneling and put up wallpaper.
Kate mustered up her "sexy" voice and said,
"Brings back memories, doesn't it? Frankly, it's making me hot."
Bill looked over at her and finally saw that Kate was actually
wearing a low-cut negligee.
"Dammit, Kate. It's no wonder you're hot. You've got one tit in the
oatmeal and the other in the coffee."

Sorry if you heard it before, and I dressed it up a bit making it
longer. Whoa. Could Chuck be affecting me?

--Vic